Who Needs A Sense Of Humor?

Well, it's good to know that if my brains turn out to be even more pathetic than I thought, I know I look good.

Seriously. I've literally never had a guy come after me just to sleep with me before. 

He told me to give him a call if I ever wanted out of the "honors-student box."

Yeah, that's right. I scored way better than you on my SATs and now I won't sleep with you. Sorry not sorry.