Duty Is The Funniest Word In The English Language.

This is because it can be pronounced two ways:

1) The British pronunciation sounds wicked pompous and wonderful. I always think of Jim Dale shouting "Do your duty to the school!" in his McGonagall voice.* 

2) The American pronunciation sounds like doody. And since we are all five years old, we recognize that doody is a synonym for poop and we all find that highly amusing.

Seriously, if you don't think poop is funny, I would tend to suggest that you may not be enjoying life to its Full Potential.

Reasons why my sister and I get along so well.

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*Harry Potter Reference #394**
**Harry Potter Reference #17