What If Instead of Temperatures We Had Decade-Reenactment Days?

For example, if it was going to be in the 90s, the meteorologist would dress up like the gender- and age-appropriate Clinton family member and the radio stations would play exclusively Ace of Base. If it was in the 70s we'd all walk around in leisure suits and tweed and be passively racist.

Winter would basically just be Downton Abbey. Like, constantly. Until March. Then we'd do some Great Gatsby and transition right through to a reenactment of Kennedy's assassination in April.

Food for thought.