Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Insomnia Song

All I ever wanted 
Is a hard boiled egg
All I ever wanted 
Maybe with some pepper and salt
All I ever wanted 
Wanted
Wanted
Wanted

There's a mosquito
Trapped under my sheets
It's biting my legs
Like I'm it's raw meat

If I went bald tomorrow
I'd get a feather wig
I'd rock out really hard
Wig rhymes with pig

I'm writing this song
Because I can't sleep
I hate everything
Fuck this goddamn heat

If I had a snuggle buddy
Here's what I'd do
Punch them in the face
"It's too hot to snuggle with you"

Boston is the worst
Because of the weather
As soon as I'm done with school
I'm moving far away forever

Now I'm getting drowsy
Finally I can rest
Unless it's still too hot
Know what's gross? Incest.

Goodnight moon
Goodnight loon
Goodnight trees
Goodnight knees
Goodnight cars
Goodnight skateboarding hooligans

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