Sometimes I Wish I Was Pregnant, But Not For The Reason You Think.

I get really awful bloating and food babies--like, huge. So if I was pregnant, instead of trying to suck it in and walk around looking like a Victoria's Secret Angel, I could just let it all hang out and pretend to be a good four months further along than I actually was.

Also my food baby and my regular baby could be friends in the womb.